Benny Hill - Wife-Swap (1986)

Argument about Drinking

The couple argues about the husband's drinking habits and lack of responsibility.

Drinking Habits

• The wife complains about the husband coming home at 4 am after drinking.

• She asks him to stop drinking for her sake, but he refuses.

• The husband jokes about his drinking being cheaper than sending his wife to a beauty parlor.

Lack of Responsibility

• The wife complains that he hasn't emptied the garbage despite cooking.

• They argue over where the husband puts his foot.

• The husband wears a hat all the time because nobody ever comes over.

Meeting the Neighbors

The neighbors come over and introduce themselves. They are unconventional and suggest swapping wives.

Introduction

• The neighbor introduces himself as Henry, also known as "the Limey."

• He brings over his wife Lorraine and offers them coffee.

Unconventional Lifestyle

• Henry describes himself and his wife as bohemian swingers who enjoy having fun with others.

• Lorraine mentions she is off to model for a painter in Greenwich Village.

Swapping Wives

• Henry suggests temporarily swapping wives with their neighbors, but the idea is met with hesitation from both parties.

• Harry tries to convince Tom by saying it's not wrong, but Tom is hesitant due to medical advice from his doctor.

Family Secrets Revealed

A family secret is revealed, causing shock and disbelief.

Shocking Revelation

• Harry reveals that Tom's mother was his own lover.

• Tom is shocked but brushes it off, saying he won't care in 30 years.

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