Lorne Liar Armstrong - Episode 13

Introduction

The video starts with an expletive-laden statement.

• : The video starts with an expletive-laden statement.

Reading the Holy Lornography

Andy mentions reading the "Holy Lornography" by Bass Shaman.

• : Andy mentions reading the "Holy Lornography" by Bass Shaman.

Chatting with a Decoy

Andy expresses his love for a decoy posing as a 13-year-old girl after chatting for just six days.

• : Andy expresses his deep love for a decoy posing as a 13-year-old girl after chatting for just six days.

• : After chatting with the decoy pausing is a 13 year old for just six days he expresses his deep love for her.

• : He proposes to her on December 18th, and wishes he could marry her right away.

• : He tells her that being in love means doing anything to make them happy, even dying for them if necessary.

Christmas Eve Proposal

Andy demands attention from the decoy on Christmas Eve and proposes to her outside while she is spending time with family.

• : On Christmas Eve, Andy demands attention from the decoy while she is spending time with family.

• : He proposes to her outside, which she describes as not being good enough.

Sexual Advances

Andy makes sexual advances towards the decoy and asks if he can kiss her knee or see her naked.

• : Andy makes sexual advances towards the decoy and asks if he can kiss her knee or see her naked.

• : He sends videos of himself in the shower to the decoy.

Declarations of Love

Andy declares his love for the decoy and says he would die for her.

• : Andy declares his love for the decoy and says he would die for her.

• : He tells her she is a "goddess" to him, but insists they are just friends.

Homicidal Thoughts

Andy expresses homicidal thoughts towards children.

• : Andy expresses homicidal thoughts towards children, saying "kills kids damn it."

Webcam Request

Andy asks if the decoy wants to see him naked on webcam.

• : Andy asks if the decoy wants to see him naked on webcam.

Shower Videos and Moving to Nashville

In this section, the speaker talks about receiving shower videos from someone and moving to Nashville.

Receiving Shower Videos

• The speaker received eight videos of someone showering every morning.

• The speaker told the person that they were not watching the videos.

• The speaker moved on to talk about their move to Nashville.

Moving to Nashville

• The speaker moved to Nashville because they wanted to make it in country music.

• They also mentioned being screwed over by friends when it came to money and needing help.

• Their friends ran away when they needed help, which made them move down to Nashville.

• The speaker believes that their friends will regret treating them badly in the future.

Siblings Not Returning Favors

In this section, the speaker talks about how their siblings did not return favors after they helped them out.

Helping Siblings Out

• The speaker helped one sibling with $700 worth of work on their house and asked for homemade macaroni and cheese as a Christmas present.

• They helped another sibling with $700 worth of work on their house and asked for deviled eggs as a Christmas present.

• Lastly, they gave $425 dollars for heating oil but never received homemade meatballs as promised.

Disappointment with Siblings

• The speaker is disappointed that their siblings did not return any favors despite helping them out so much.

• Lauren Armstrong is skeptical about her brother not telling anyone about their relationship because of how her family has treated her in the past.

Future Plans

In this section, the speaker talks about future plans with their partner.

Honeymoon and Car

• The speaker suggests going to Hawaii for a honeymoon.

• They also mention wanting to buy their partner a red car.

Taking Care of Partner

• The speaker wants to make sure that their partner is taken care of even after they die.

• They do not plan on living in an apartment or trailer and want to live in a house.

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