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UFP 100: And Many More
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UFP 100: And Many More

Introduction

The characters are discussing a 100th birthday party for Cranky and Matilda. Twilight is upset about something.

Characters Discussing the Party

  • Cranky is turning 100 and they need to plan a party.
  • Pinkie Pie threatens to kill someone, but denies it later.
  • Twilight warns everyone about an explosive object.
  • Cranky tells a fake story about his past.

Twilight's Upset

  • Twilight is upset because of her arch-nemesis Luna.
  • Pinkie Pie insults Luna, who happens to be related to her.
  • Twilight is still upset while at the bowling alley.

Ponyville Bowling Alley

Jeff with two f's and an e comes after the j doesn't know much about the party. Sweetie Belle hopes that Twilight will sort out her problems soon.

Jeff with Two F's and an E Comes After the J

  • Jeff knows that Cranky is having a party but not much else.
  • Sweetie Belle hopes that Twilight sorts out her problems soon.

Rehearsing for the Party

Rarity has an idea to rob Twilight's house. Pinkie Pie asks for help organizing the party.

Rarity Has an Idea

  • Rarity has an idea to rob Twilight's house.

Organizing the Party

  • Pinkie Pie asks for help organizing the party.

Flower Shop TNT

Bon Bon and Lyra discuss the use of TNT in a flower shop.

Using TNT for Planting

  • Bon Bon suggests using TNT to dig up the ground for planting flowers.
  • Lyra questions why they would ever need TNT, but Bon Bon insists it's useful.
  • The conversation ends with Lyra being kicked out of the shop.

Unanswered Questions

Lyra and Bon Bon discuss unanswered questions.

The Question

  • Lyra asks about a question she asked earlier that day.
  • She reminds Bon Bon that it was an important question only she can answer.
  • After some confusion, it is revealed that the question was about having children.

Misunderstandings

Lyra accuses Bon Bon of changing after going to the garden.

Accusations

  • Lyra accuses Bon Bon of changing since going to the garden earlier that day.
  • She describes hearing a thump followed by what sounded like a body being dragged into the basement.
  • After some back-and-forth, it is revealed that there was a misunderstanding and everything is resolved.

Name Calling

Lyra and Scootaloo argue over names.

Pronouncing Names

  • Scootaloo mispronounces Lyra's name as "Liar".
  • This leads to an argument over names and accusations of lying.
  • Twilight and her friends are mentioned, but it is revealed they are not present at the moment.

Bowling for Columbine?

Doc and Marty talk about bowling while trying to enter the orb.

Bowling for Columbine

  • Doc and Marty discuss bowling while trying to enter the orb.
  • Scootaloo tries to cheat her way in, but is unsuccessful.
  • The orb is described as indestructible.

Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper visits.

Meeting the Grim Reaper

  • The Grim Reaper appears and introduces himself as a pony reaper.
  • He explains that he is there to take the soul of a pony who is turning 100 years old.
  • Lyra questions why ponies have to die at 100, and the conversation ends.

Death's Birthday Gift

Death visits and discusses the afterlife. DJ Three Parents helps Cranky Doodle Donkey write a song for his 100th birthday.

Death's Visit

  • Death visits Cranky Doodle Donkey on his 100th birthday.
  • Cranky is frustrated with trying to come up with a song for his birthday.
  • DJ Three Parents offers to help Cranky write a song.

Writing a Song

  • DJ Three Parents and Cranky start writing a song together.
  • They sing "Ultra Fast Pony" and "Cup of Salt."
  • DJ Three Parents forgot to bring the present for Cranky's birthday.

Bon-Bon Says Yes

Lyra proposes to Bon-Bon, who says yes. Derpy apologizes for not helping earlier.

Proposal

  • Lyra proposes to Bon-Bon, who says yes.

Derpy Apologizes

  • Derpy apologizes for not helping earlier.
  • Derpy tries to make it up to Lyra by taking off her scarf, but ends up choking her instead.

The Wedding/Birthday Ceremony

The wedding/birthday ceremony begins, but is interrupted by an explosion.

Ceremony Begins

  • The ceremony begins with the union of Cranky Doodle Donkey and Matilda.

Explosion

  • An explosion interrupts the ceremony.

Profound Statement

The speaker realizes that their previous statement was not as profound as they thought it was.

Speaker's Regret

  • The speaker expresses regret for their previous statement.
  • They call themselves a monster and reserve the deepest pit of hell for themselves.
  • The speaker clarifies that they did not mean to be profound.

Survivors or Casualties?

The speakers discuss whether the characters in question are dead or alive.

Uncertainty of Survival

  • It is unclear whether the characters survived the explosion.
  • If they are seen again, it means they survived.
  • If they are not seen again, it means they are dead.

Celebration of Death

  • One speaker celebrates the possibility of death, calling it "the best day of my life."
  • They mention a "lord of dead poonies."
  • The speakers acknowledge that this is the 100th episode.
Video description

A hundred years dot com. UFP forever. Credits Viva Reverie as DJ 3 Pones and Octavia https://www.youtube.com/user/IMMATOONLINK https://twitter.com/VivaReverie AntonyC as Doctor Whooves https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr_Mv-YQxX4T9B1F_Ch6XfQ https://twitter.com/AntonyCannon Jack Getschman as The Grim Reaper and Amethyst https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB0qq3SOsKZGwM4prKK1xmA https://twitter.com/scootertrix Sven as Lily and Bonbon https://twitter.com/CordialPrince Inkwell as Lyra Joel Anon as Jeff https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrWqhNb7OOra6P8F8uSmIww https://twitter.com/UnshakenVa Songs used were Minuet by Luigi Boccherini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fLPBIBOE5U&ab_channel=pray2U4ever Jupiter by Gustav Holst https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu77Vtja30c&ab_channel=HDclassical Century Son by Augie March https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGXtB81JKUA&ab_channel=AugieMarch other music was made by me Lyrics Have you ever dreamed of how life could be In a world where we all got along in harmony? Where there’s endless joy and we all live free But instead of that you got UFP It’s the horror show That you can’t unsee It’s UFP, It’s UFP It’s Ultra Fast Pony It’s the gob of spit In your herbal tea It’s UFP, It’s UFP It’s Ultra Fast Pony You can’t understand why anyone would choose A show where the winning move is just to lose So you join along but then you blow your fuse Cause you didn’t rhyme with UFP It’s a cup of salt When you feel thirsty It’s UFP, It’s UFP It’s Ultra Fast Pony It’s the La Dee Dah To your Do re mi It’s UFP, It’s UFP, It’s UFP… UFP