If Planets Were People

Planetary Drama

The planets gather to watch the All-Star Game, but tensions rise when Pluto shows up uninvited and is told he's not a planet.

The Gathering

• Jupiter boasts about his cleanliness.

• Earth complains about its rash.

• Pluto arrives uninvited and ruins the game for everyone.

• They discuss whether or not to invite Pluto in the future.

Monopoly Mishap

• Venus leaves due to Pluto's presence.

• Uranus accidentally spills Monopoly pieces, causing Mars to threaten him.

• Earth confronts Pluto about his behavior.

The Planet Debate

• Earth overheats due to greenhouse gases.

• Pluto sings a depressing song and is subsequently kicked out of the planet group by the other planets.

• Saturn makes a crude joke involving Uranus.

• An astrophysicist explains why Pluto is not considered a planet.

Conclusion

The transcript describes a humorous skit where various planets gather together to watch an All-Star Game. Tensions arise when Pluto shows up uninvited and is subsequently told that he does not meet scientific qualifications to be considered a planet.

Pluto Gets Kicked Out

In this section, the planets are having a conversation about Pluto and they decide to kick it out of the planet club.

Planets Decide to Kick Out Pluto

• The planets are discussing whether or not Pluto should be considered a planet.

• Earth explains that its inhabitants are causing harm to it and that Pluto's planet card is revoked.

• The planets tell Pluto that he is no longer part of the planet club.

• They explain that it's not him, it's them, but really it is him.

• An astrophysicist has a new group for Pluto called the dwarf planets.

Planets React to Kicking Out Pluto

• Mercury sighs and says they had to do it.

• Earth says "good riddance" but Mercury tells him to cool it.

• Mars says his ice caps are melting again and needs help.