Introduction

This is a transcript of a video game character roleplay where various characters from different games and universes find themselves in an unknown place.

Characters Introduce Themselves

• Ralof, Mario, Susie, Cristal, Cranky Kong, Zelda, Morrigan, Madeline, Ulala, Kratos and Rindo Kanade introduce themselves.

The Unknown Place

• The characters are confused about their whereabouts.

• They are wearing tracksuits that do not fit their image.

• Kiddy admires Abascal who is the president of a Spanish extremist political party.

The Davuuverse Squid Game

• A voice announces that they are in the "Davuuverse Squid Game".

• Mr Bear explains that they will be taking part in five different races to win supreme wealth beyond money or health as we know it.

Characters' Background Information

• Player 143 Tom Nook swindled thousands of citizens by giving away fraudulent mortgages so he could bribe authorities and allow his nephews to work as child labourers.

• Player 101 V's company plummeted by pure glitches.

• Player 112 Eggman spent two hundred thousand to acquire pornographic content.

Strange Introductions

In this section, the players introduce themselves with strange and often disturbing information.

Players' Introductions

• A player claims that a dog poo told them to kill their mother.

• Another player introduces themselves as Player 78, Dr. Light, scientist, patent theft.

• One player hopes that the creator of Astro Boy isn't around.

• Other players introduce themselves with strange professions or hobbies such as bad tax memes, child exploitation, bounty hunter, unemployed and spent all savings on NFTs.

Debt Collection

In this section, the players discuss their debts and how much they owe.

Players' Debts

• Willyrex offers a "willycoin" to anyone who wants it.

• Lombre denies being Lombre and claims to be Walkappa from Yokai Watch.

• The players realize they all owe money for various reasons such as owing ten million in gashapon machines or owning an undeclared mansion.

Joining Forces

In this section, the players discuss joining forces to play together.

Joining Forces

• Klonoa invites other players to join them without fear of being blown up or busted with rings.

• Three chosen ones have been selected by the great leader to lead each of the trials.

• The players discuss that they have nothing to lose by playing together.

The Squid Game

In this section, the players enter a new room and learn about the first game.

The First Game

• The players enter a new room and wonder what it is.

• They are greeted by Kim Jong Un who announces that the first set will be Red light, green light.

• Players learn that when the girl says "green light", they have to move to the finish line. If she doesn't say anything, they have to stop.

• One player claims that it's easy and can be done quickly.

• The robot girl announces "Green light now you can run and stop."

• Bubsy is eliminated for moving at the wrong time.

• A reminder is given that if you move at any time other than when the robot says green light, you will be eliminated.

Special Skills

In this section, players are reminded of rules regarding special skills.

Rules Regarding Special Skills

• Players are reminded not to use their special skills to "break" games but can use them to beat them.

• Ryu claims that nothing can stop his ninja clan from winning.

Maxwell's Challenge

In this section, Maxwell challenges the other characters to a race and boasts about his speed and skills.

Maxwell's Boasts

• Maxwell challenges the other characters to a race.

• He boasts about his speed and claims that the race will be easy for him.

Other Characters' Reactions

• The other characters mock Maxwell by imagining God riding a tyrannosaurus with a bazooka.

• Tails points out that Maxwell has infinite lives, making the race less challenging.

• Lombre calls Maxwell a loser.

Juan Carlos I's Hunting Habits

In this section, Juan Carlos I is criticized for hunting elephants and injecting himself with hormones.

Juan Carlos I's Comments

• Juan Carlos I makes a comment about feeling the sad look of an elephant before being shot.

• Another character mocks him by asking if he ran out of female hormones.

Doctor Needed!

In this section, Heavy asks for medical help after being injured in battle.

Heavy's Request for Help

• Heavy asks for medical assistance from anyone who can help him.

• He specifically requests help from a competent doctor.

Theme Hospital Doctor Responds

• The Theme Hospital doctor responds but gets distracted by another call for help before he can assist Heavy.

Generational Differences

In this section, the characters discuss generational differences and criticize each other's generations.

Criticisms of Newer Generations

• One character complains that newer generations are only interested in playing Minecraft or watching streamers.

• Another character laments that they have created a generation of weirdo kids.

Criticisms of Older Generations

• A different character criticizes the older generation.

• Another character agrees that the older generation is bad.

Congratulations to the Winners!

In this section, someone congratulates the winners of a competition.

Congratulatory Message

• An unknown person congratulates the winners of a competition.

Loquendo and Fourth Wall Breaking

Aloy tries to discover the identity of someone who is using Loquendo to hide their identity. The group discusses the importance of having fun while playing games and disabling special abilities that break the fourth wall.

Loquendo and Fourth Wall Breaking

• Someone is using Loquendo to hide their identity.

• The group discusses the importance of having fun while playing games.

• Special abilities that break the fourth wall, like Tails' invincibility, are disabled.

Sonic and Tails are History

The group discusses who could be responsible for what's happening in the game. They mention Purple Tentacle as a possible culprit.

Possible Culprits

• Sonic and Tails are history.

• Purple Tentacle is mentioned as a possible culprit.

• Other heroes like Link, Fox McCloud, etc., are missing.

Willy Bronkas and Zero Light

The group continues discussing possible culprits for what's happening in the game. Willy Bronkas denies responsibility but mentions his product "Willy Bronkas Zero Light."

Willy Bronkas Zero Light

• Willy Bronkas denies responsibility for what's happening in the game.

• He mentions his product "Willy Bronkas Zero Light."

• Other characters suggest other possible culprits.

Who Is Responsible?

The group continues discussing who could be responsible for what's happening in the game. They mention the "Man in the Trench Coat" as a possible suspect.

The Man in the Trench Coat

• The group discusses who could be responsible for what's happening in the game.

• The "Man in the Trench Coat" is mentioned as a possible suspect.

• The man appears, but he is not as threatening without his trench coat and gun.

Friction and Killing Each Other

The group discusses how they should interact with each other while playing. Desmond Miles suggests caution, while Doom Slayer suggests being prepared to act if necessary. Kratos insists on playing fair and avoiding cheating or killing each other.

Interacting with Each Other

• Omori thinks that someone is dead.

• Bub asks if they can kill each other.

• Desmond Miles suggests caution and avoiding friction.

• Doom Slayer suggests being prepared to act if necessary.

• Kratos insists on playing fair and avoiding cheating or killing each other.

Fatherhood

Boyfriend teases Kratos about being a father, which leads to an argument about who has more sex.

Fatherhood

• Boyfriend teases Kratos about being a father.

• An argument ensues about who has more sex.

Bowser's Family Tree

Bowser is asked about Wario and Waluigi's father, but he doesn't know.

Bowser's Family Tree

• Bowser is asked about Wario and Waluigi's father, but he doesn't know.

The Masterful Test

In this section, Gex introduces a test that requires patience and intellect. Participants must choose one of four symbols and complete a puzzle within ten minutes.

Choosing Symbols

• Participants must choose one of four symbols: a circle, a square, a star, or the face of Nicolas Cage.

• Most participants choose the circle symbol.

Puzzle Challenge

• Participants are given ten minutes to cut out a figure from a jigsaw puzzle.

• Some participants struggle with the puzzle while others solve it quickly.

• One participant takes a break to have tea while another gets frustrated and calls for help from their girlfriend.

• A group discusses how they will divide tasks among themselves to complete the challenge.

Video Game Characters in Real Life

In this section, video game characters come to life and interact with each other.

Interactions

• Various video game characters interact with each other in unexpected ways.

• Max Payne appears and laments his tragic past while Hat Kid talks about collecting parts for her ship.

• Getxa mentions breaking his TV remote while others discuss their own problems.

• The scene ends with characters continuing to interact in various ways.

Insults and Video Game References

In this section, the participants exchange insults and make references to various video games.

Insults and Video Game References

• George Stobbart and Max insult each other.

• Duke Nukem makes a crude comment.

• The participants reference Squid Game.

• Solid Snake suggests killing someone.

Accusations and Confusion

In this section, the participants accuse each other of being the bad guy responsible for something, but there is confusion about who that might be.

Accusations and Confusion

• The participants discuss who might be responsible for something.

• Guoba denies responsibility.

• Someone suggests that the bad guy is Ibai Llanos.

• There is confusion about who wrote something.

New Test Announcement

In this section, a new test is announced.

New Test Announcement

• A new test is announced by an unknown voice.

Introduction

The characters discuss forming teams for a competition and Kratos is hesitant to join.

• Yoo-hoo, all aboard the "cool team"!

• I think we should pick the strongest guys for our team.

• Kratos suggests making more balanced teams.

• Kratos is invited to join a yoga club.

Team Selection

The teams are selected and a tightrope race begins.

Tightrope Race

• Four random match-ups in teams of five compete on a tightrope.

• TEAM "CHINGÓN" VS. TEAM "REVENGE".

Pre-Race Discussion

• David Goldman wants to take a picture with his team when they win.

• Steve doubts their team's ability except for Vi's skills.

During the Race

• TEAM "MAMAO" VS. TEAM "RANDOM".

• TEAM "STRANGER" VS. TEAM "FLOWERS".

• Freddy Farbear threatens his teammates if they drop during the race.

Final Teams Compete

The final two teams compete in another challenge.

Final Challenge

• TEAM "DEPRESSION" VS. TEAM "BÉLICO".

• Morgana and Jonesy encourage their respective teams during the challenge.

Conclusion

The characters participate in various challenges as part of a competition, with some teams being more successful than others. Kratos is hesitant to join a team at first but eventually participates in the competition.

Surviving the Trials

The group is faced with a new test and must form teams of two. They are then tasked with playing a game of Tazos against each other, with the goal being to beat their partner rather than the opposing pairs.

Forming Teams

• Isaac advises everyone to pull and not look their captors in the eye.

• Ryo Hazuki asks about the next test.

• A representative for trials four and five announces that teams of two must be formed before they can learn about the test.

Playing Tazos

• The group chooses their partners, except for Luigi who is left without one.

• The game is revealed to be Tazos, and the goal is to beat your partner rather than the opposing pairs.

• Dante questions if Monika and Boyfriend are sweethearts and challenges them to prove it.

• Dante makes a bet with Shovel Knight involving touching a frozen Vegeta sledgehammer.

Overall, this section covers how the group forms teams of two before playing a game of Tazos against each other. There are some humorous moments throughout, such as when Donkey Junior Kong corrects someone on his name or when Dante challenges Monika and Boyfriend to prove they're sweethearts.

Monkey and Ashley

Ashley confronts the monkey about his plans to get rid of the Wario Ware characters one by one to star with Wario in a new game.

Confrontation

• Ashley confronts the monkey about his plans.

• The monkey wants to get rid of the Wario Ware characters one by one to star with Wario in a new game.

• Ashley thanks the monkey for giving her reason to hate him.

Tazo Game and Puzzle Challenge

The monkey challenges Layton to a spitting contest, then invites him to play a puzzle challenge.

Spitting Contest

• The monkey suggests settling their differences with a spitting contest.

Puzzle Challenge

• The monkey invites Layton to play a puzzle challenge.

• Puzzle 004: The "Donkey Junior Kong" Test

• Using five pieces, Layton must form a star.

• The monkey uses a coin instead of relying on tracks.

• He asks for another track, then gets one of his feet.

• He receives the last clue - dance floor - and has to think hard about it.

• If Layton recites a poem that he likes, he wins.

Poem Recital and Tazo Game Continues

After winning the puzzle challenge, Layton recites an odd poem. They continue playing tazos.

Poem Recital

• Layton recites a poem that he likes.

Tazo Game Continues

• The monkey asks Layton to play tazos with him.

• The monkey wins and gets lucky.

• The monkey exclaims "By Le Chuck's beard, I won!"

• He is excited that "Wario and Waluigi: Adventures in Balls" is now a reality.

Goodbye

They say their goodbyes as the video comes to an end.

Farewell

• Time is running out, so they say goodbye.

• The monkey thanks Layton for playing with him.

• He expresses his desire to go home.

• They both realize they will die since Layton is missing.

• Suddenly, someone appears and the monkey exclaims "Where did you come from? Didn't you die?"

• The next race starts.

Choosing Positions

The players are trying to decide which position to take in a game called "crystal stones".

Picking Positions

• It's hard to know which position will benefit the players the most.

• One player is unsure whether to pick first or last.

• They need to think about which position to take.

• One player finds it funny that another said "take".

Playing Crystal Stones

• The game is called "crystal stones".

• Players must cross a road by stepping on blocks, some of which break easily.

• Hesitation can be costly when choosing blocks.

Crossing the Road

The players attempt to cross the road by stepping on blocks.

Stepping on Blocks

• Those who chose first positions are lost and struggling.

• One player tries using small steps and succeeds.

• Another player recommends jumping straight into each block for a quicker scare.

Overcoming Obstacles

• Players must use their skills and wits to overcome obstacles, such as indestructible blocks and glass stones that break easily.

• One player remembers lessons from their best teacher, Delin, and uses them successfully.[]( t = 39m02 s )

The Importance of Glass

One player reflects on the history and uses of glass.

Glass Stones

• One player realizes that the "glass" stones are made of glass.

• Another player reflects on the history and uses of glass, but it doesn't seem to help them in their current situation.

Creative Solutions

• One player decides to use their Mantis Claw to avoid stepping on the platforms, but there are no walls to climb. They improvise and succeed.

• Another player remembers what Sonic would do and takes a leap of faith, with some help from their teammates.

Stop!

Guybrush Threepwood and Duke Nukem argue while Elaine tries to intervene.

Argument

• Guybrush introduces himself as a real pirate, and Duke Nukem claims to be the best.

• The argument escalates, and insults are exchanged.

• Guybrush remembers his yoga training and tries to remain calm.

• Guybrush admits defeat.

Shovel Knight

Shovel Knight joins the game.

Introduction

• Shovel Knight introduces himself as a paladin with a shovel.

Good vs Bad

The players discuss which weapons are good or bad.

Discussion

• The players argue about which weapons are good or bad.

• One player identifies the good weapon.

Final Mission!

The final mission begins.

Start of Final Mission

• The final mission starts.

Winning the Game

One player is close to winning the game.

Close to Winning

• One player is close to winning the game but needs one more rung on the ladder.

• Two people remain behind the player.

Congratulations!

The game is won.

Winning

• The player wins the game.

• The winner is congratulated.

Silver Arrow

A new weapon is introduced.

New Weapon

• A new weapon, the silver arrow, is introduced.

Final Battle

The final battle begins.

Final Battle

• The final battle begins.

• One of the players reveals how they obtained a weapon to defeat the villain.

• The villain threatens to kill the player.

• The power goes out, and the game ends with one survivor.

Meeting the Mastermind

The protagonist meets the mastermind behind everything and tries to use their psychic powers to identify them. The mastermind reveals their identity and warns of a dangerous character in the "Davuuverse".

Identifying the Mastermind

• The protagonist tries to use their psychic powers to identify the mastermind, but they are unable to do so due to a helmet.

• The mastermind reveals themselves and warns of a dangerous character in the "Davuuverse".

• The protagonist is prevented from killing the mastermind by an unknown force.

End of Film

The characters realize that what they saw was just a movie and discuss it.

Realization

• One of the characters wakes up from a dream and realizes that what they saw was just a movie.

• They discuss how nothing they saw was canon.

• They joke about wanting to be dead or having an edgy side.

Credits

• They watch the credits and joke about them being an excuse for reaching 50 minutes of video.

• They speculate about whether there will be another scene after the credits.

Final Scene?

The characters react to a final scene after the credits.

Final Scene

• There is one more scene after the credits.

• The characters speculate about what it could be, with some jokingly suggesting it's "a Marvel".

• They watch in anticipation.