Aljo's Chances Against Volkanovski

In this section, the speakers discuss Aljamain Sterling's chances against Alexander Volkanovski in a hypothetical fight.

Aljo's Fighting Style

• The speakers discuss how Aljo's wiry arms could be used to break Volkanovski's jaw if he doesn't get his neck.

• They also mention that compared to Volkanovski, Aljo is more well-versed in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Potential Outcome of the Fight

• The speakers agree that if Aljo were to get Volkanovski's back, it would be a long night for him and a winnable fight for Aljo.

Memorial Day Tribute

In this section, the speaker pays tribute to those who have fallen in combat on Memorial Day.

Honoring Those Who Have Fallen

• The speaker acknowledges that Memorial Day is not just about barbecues and time off work but rather a tribute to those who have fallen during times of war.

• He expresses gratitude towards military personnel and their sacrifices, including his own family members who served.

Introduction and Upcoming Shows

In this section, the speaker introduces upcoming guests and shows.

Upcoming Shows

• The speaker announces his upcoming shows at La Jolla Comedy Store from June 2nd through June 4th.

Interview with Ray Longo and Matt Serra

In this section, the host interviews Ray Longo and Matt Serra about various topics related to MMA.

Introduction

• The speakers joke about the show's budget cuts and introduce themselves.

MMA Drama

• The speakers discuss the drama surrounding the Real Housewives of UFC.

Catching Up

• The speakers catch up with each other and congratulate Brendan on his success.

Technical Difficulties

• The speakers encounter technical difficulties with their video call setup.

Life After Sports

In this section, the speakers discuss the challenges that athletes face after their sports careers are over and how it can be difficult to transition into a new chapter of life.

The Challenges of Life After Sports

• Many athletes struggle with transitioning into a new chapter of life after their sports careers are over.

• It can be especially difficult for athletes who have been in the sport for a long time and have seen other athletes struggle after retirement.

• Athletes often live a rock star lifestyle while they're playing, but when they retire, they may need to find a regular job like everyone else.

• Most sports don't pay enough for athletes to retire comfortably, so many have to figure out what's next.

Comparing Athletes to Military Veterans

• The speakers compare the challenges that retired athletes face to those faced by military veterans.

• While some veterans have skills that translate well into civilian jobs, others struggle with finding work outside of the military.

Success Stories

• The speakers praise Longo and Serra's gym for their longevity and success in coaching fighters.

• They also mention successful veterans like Jocko Willink and Tim Kennedy who have found success in fighting after leaving the military.

Rambo's Job Struggles

In this section, the speakers discuss Sylvester Stallone's character Rambo from the movie series of the same name and his struggles with finding employment outside of his military experience.

Rambo's Skills vs. Employment Struggles

• The speakers joke about Rambo's ability to take out multiple enemies with a knife, but his inability to keep a job parking cars.

• They compare Rambo's struggles to those faced by military veterans and retired athletes who may have specialized skills that don't translate well into civilian jobs.

Podcasting as an Alternative

• The speakers joke that Rambo could have been successful in podcasting if it had existed during the time of the movies.

The Importance of Evolving Skills

In this section, the speakers discuss the importance of evolving skills and not being content with past achievements.

Not Evolving Skills Can Be Detrimental

• People who are content with their past achievements and do not evolve their skills can be detrimental to themselves.

• If you are successful, everything is good. But if you don't evolve your skills, it starts to look bad.

• Tim Sylvia wearing a Golden Gloves belt to a club is an example of someone who did not move on from his past achievements.

Slap Fight League

• The Slap Fight League is like Dancing with the Stars for fighters.

• Kim Sylvia and Bigfoot Silva's involvement in the Slap Fight League is discussed.

Planning for Life After Fighting

In this section, the speakers discuss planning for life after fighting and making smart financial decisions.

Teaching Jiu-Jitsu as a Career

• Matt Serra talks about how he felt like he was winning when he was able to teach Jiu-Jitsu for a living.

• He recommends teaching private lessons or courses at universities as a way to make money while still training and competing.

Making Smart Financial Decisions

• Matt Serra shares advice he received from two pizzeria bosses when he was 17: invest in mutual funds by putting $200 away every month.

• He followed this advice even when he didn't have much money because he knew that if fighting didn't work out, he would have something saved up.

NBA Finals and DraftKings

In this section, the speakers discuss the NBA Finals and promote DraftKings Sportsbook.

NBA Finals

• The speakers discuss the NBA Finals and their favorite teams.

DraftKings Sportsbook Promotion

• The speakers promote DraftKings Sportsbook and offer a code for new customers to place a $5 bet and receive $200 in bonus bets instantly.

• They also remind listeners to gamble responsibly.

Responsible Gambling and Kratom

In this section, the hosts discuss responsible gambling resources and promote Kratom products.

Kratom Promotion

• Happy Hippo Kratom is promoted as the best and most trustworthy product.

• The hosts recommend trying different forms of Kratom, including gummies, instant shots, regular shots, highly concentrated drops, powders, and K dips (Kratom pouches).

• Listeners can use promo code "thick23" to save 20% off their entire purchase at happyhippo.com.

Responsible Gambling

• DraftKings Sportsbook is mentioned with terms and conditions for bonus bets.

• The hosts briefly discuss responsible gambling resources.

Balancing Fighting and Business Ventures

In this section, the hosts discuss the balance between fighting in the UFC and pursuing business ventures outside of fighting.

• Fighters are encouraged to pursue business ventures while still being fully committed to fighting in the UFC.

• The hosts acknowledge that it can be difficult to balance both pursuits but emphasize the importance of having a plan for benefiting from notoriety while still actively competing.

• Successful fighters who have pursued business ventures outside of fighting are mentioned as examples.

Hanging out with the guys

In this section, Joe Rogan talks about hanging out with his friends and training partners. He also discusses Aljamain Sterling's recent fights and how he handles disrespect.

Hanging out with the guys

• Joe Rogan talks about hanging out with his friends and training partners.

• He mentions that they have been doing this for 15 years and it feels like they are living the dream.

• Joe Rogan discusses Aljamain Sterling's recent fights and how he handles disrespect.

• He mentions that Aljamain Sterling is surrounded by good people, has a great family, and is in a good spot.

UFC is a business

In this section, Joe Rogan talks about the business side of UFC and how fighters need to do what's best for themselves.

UFC is a business

• Joe Rogan mentions that fighters need to realize that UFC is a business and they need to do what's best for themselves.

Honesty in sports

In this section, Joe Rogan talks about honesty in sports and how Aljamain Sterling is an honest guy.

Honesty in sports

• Joe Rogan discusses honesty in sports and mentions that Aljamain Sterling is an honest guy who speaks his mind.

• He says that Aljamain had every intention of fighting but needed time to nurse an injury.

Aljo's Honesty and Francis' Departure

In this section, the speakers discuss Aljamain Sterling's honesty and how it is lacking in other sports. They also talk about Francis Ngannou's departure from UFC and whether he made the right decision.

Aljo's Honesty

• Aljamain Sterling is praised for his honesty when speaking his mind.

• The speakers believe that more athletes should be honest like Aljo instead of giving cookie-cutter answers.

• They express their support for Aljo and believe he deserves more recognition.

Francis' Departure

• The speakers discuss Francis Ngannou's departure from UFC and how he was looking out for all fighters in the organization.

• Dana White's decision to let Ngannou go is discussed, with some people upset about it but others understanding the business aspect of it.

• The speakers wonder if Ngannou would have made the same decision if he knew the Tyson Fury fight wasn't going to happen.

Doing What's Right for You vs. Doing What's Right for the Goal

In this section, the speakers discuss the importance of doing what is right for the goal rather than just doing what is right for oneself. They use examples from their personal lives and fighting careers to illustrate this point.

Doing What's Right for You vs. Doing What's Right for the Goal

• If everyone does what's right for them, nothing will ever get done.

• It's important to do what is right for the goal rather than just doing what is right for oneself.

• Sometimes, doing what is right for you may not be in line with achieving your goals.

• Aljo and Marab are not fighting each other even though it would make smart business sense to do so.

Alpha Brain Nootropic

In this section, Joe Rogan promotes Alpha Brain nootropic by Onnit and explains its benefits.

Alpha Brain Nootropic

• Alpha Brain nootropic by Onnit aids in mental processing and helps you think more clearly under stress.

• It supports memory retention and helps you remember names better.

• There are different types of Alpha Brain available such as regular Alpha Brain, highly concentrated Black Label Alpha Brain, and instant Alpha Brain shots that can be mixed with water.

Potential Fight between Aljo and Volkanovski

In this section, the speakers discuss a potential fight between Aljo and Volkanovski. They analyze both fighters' strengths and weaknesses.

Potential Fight between Aljo and Volkanovski

• In a perfect world, Aljo would defend his title once or twice before moving up to give Marab his time.

• If Aljo were to get Volkanovski's back, it would be a long night in the office for him.

• Aljo is more well-versed in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu than Machachev.

• Matt Sarah and Ray Longo discuss whether or not their fighter, the steamroller, will get a fight with Patty Boy.

Matt Serra on Drew Dober's Fight and Patty Pimblett's Win

In this section, Matt Serra talks about Drew Dober's fight with Maddie and how he was worried going into the fight. He also discusses Patty Pimblett's win and how people were saying he lost.

Matt Serra on Drew Dober's Fight

• Matt Serra talks about how they had Maddie on their show before his fight with Drew Dober.

• He mentions that he told Maddie to aim for The Knockout but also to show in order to get to the top 15.

• Matt Serra says that Drew Dober is a monster and that he was worried going into the fight even though they had a great game plan taking away his left hand.

Patty Pimblett's Win

• Matt Serra talks about Patty Pimblett's win over Luigi Vendramini.

• He mentions how people were saying Patty lost the fight even though he won, which bothered him.

• Matt Serra advises Patty not to dwell on it and keep winning, as close fights are always talked about by people.

• He acknowledges that while he thinks Patty lost, there have been worse decisions in MMA history.

The Future of Patty Kenny and Sean O'Malley

In this section, Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub discuss the future prospects of Patty Kenny and Sean O'Malley in the UFC. They compare their skill levels, fighting styles, and potential for stardom.

Comparing Patty Kenny and Sean O'Malley

• Joe Rogan believes that Patty Kenny's stardom has surpassed his skill level, while Sean O'Malley's skills match his popularity.

• They discuss how Sean O'Malley has great movement and boxing skills, while Patty Kenny is wild and not as seasoned.

• Joe Rogan thinks that from the outside looking in, Patty Kenny is dangerous but may not be durable enough for the long haul.

The Close Fight Between Sugar and Yan

• They talk about the fight between Sugar (Sean O'Malley) and Yan, which was a close fight that many people thought Yan won.

• However, Joe Rogan thought it was a close fight but he personally believed that Sugar won.

The Ultimate Fighter: Making a Comeback

In this section, Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub discuss The Ultimate Fighter show making a comeback after being off mainstream TV for several years. They talk about how it can change fighters' lives by showcasing their personalities.

Personalities on The Ultimate Fighter Show

• Joe Rogan is excited about the participants on The Ultimate Fighter show because it showcases their personalities.

• He talks about how being on the show changed his life by giving him an opportunity to showcase himself to more people.

• Brendan Schaub agrees that the show can change fighters' lives and give them an opportunity to showcase their personalities.

The Importance of The Ultimate Fighter Show

• They discuss how The Ultimate Fighter show is a gateway to the UFC and can lead to title shots for fighters.

• Joe Rogan talks about how he was always under the assumption that if he had a young fighter trying to get into the UFC, he would want them to go on The Ultimate Fighter show.

Personalities in MMA

In this section, Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub talk about how personalities are becoming more important in MMA. They also discuss how they have become more comfortable with expressing themselves as they have gotten older.

Personalities in MMA

• They talk about how personalities are becoming more important in MMA and how it can help fighters gain popularity.

• Joe Rogan talks about how The Ultimate Fighter show ruined some fighters because they became too focused on showcasing their personalities instead of their fighting skills.

Being Comfortable with Expressing Yourself

• They discuss how as they have gotten older, they have become more comfortable with expressing themselves and not caring what others think.

• Brendan Schaub talks about how he used to hide his comic books when Joe Rogan would come over but now he flaunts them because he gives less of a [__] as he gets older.

Dana White Contender Series

In this section, Brendan Schaub and Matt Brown discuss the Dana White Contender series and how it is a great way to find new talent for the UFC.

The Importance of Dana White Contender Series

• The Contender series is a great way to find new talent for the UFC.

• Fighters are matched up with tough opponents, making it a challenging experience.

• It's not necessary to like Dana White to enjoy the show.

Looking for Talent

• Looking for Talent is another show that helps find new fighters.

• The hosts travel around different states looking for talented fighters.

• While in town, they also do some wacky things like writing a bull or visiting donut shops.

Stand-up Comedy

• Brendan Schaub tried his hand at stand-up comedy at the Laugh Factory.

• He went with Dean Thomas and Dana White while filming an episode of "Looking for Talent."

• Dean Thomas used the N-word during his set, which was controversial but funny.

Tony Hinchcliffe on Dana's Episode

• Tony Hinchcliffe was supposed to be on an episode of "Looking for Talent" with Tooth.

• When Tooth got kicked off, Dean Thomas stepped in on two days' notice.

• David thought Tooth would get roasted because he wasn't very funny.

Having Fun is the Secret to Success

In this section, the speaker talks about how having fun is his secret to success. He mentions that he enjoys doing his podcast, UFC unfiltered with Jimmy Norton, and working with Dana White on Looking for a Fight.

• The speaker talks about how Tony Hinklers gave him a compliment which made him happy.

• The speaker emphasizes that having fun is his secret to success in everything he does.

• The speaker tests his theory by asking if the listener is having a good time.

• The speaker talks about Brian Callen and how he has known him for a long time.

Step Brothers Outtakes are the Best Part of the Movie

In this section, the speaker talks about Step Brothers outtakes and how they are the best part of the movie. He also mentions that people can tell when others are having fun.

• The speaker talks about how Step Brothers outtakes are hilarious because they show actors having fun while filming.

• The speaker says that people can tell when others are having fun and enjoying themselves.

Chris Weidman's Comeback

In this section, the speakers talk about Chris Weidman's comeback after his injury. They mention that he is looking for an opponent and may be fighting in August or September.

• The speakers discuss Chris Weidman's comeback after his injury.

• They mention that Weidman's leg is stronger than ever and he may be fighting in August or September.

• The speakers talk about Weidman's podcast and how he has had a few different ones.

Matt's Kids and Emotional Sensitivity

In this section, Joe Rogan and Matt Serra discuss their emotional sensitivity as fathers and how having kids has made them more emotional. They also talk about Matt's kids and their involvement in jiu-jitsu tournaments.

Emotional Sensitivity as Fathers

• As Matt got older, he became more emotionally sensitive.

• Once you have kids, life becomes scarier and more fragile, making it easier to cry.

• Both Joe and Matt agree that they cry at movies now that they have kids.

Matt's Kids

• Ronaldo is one of Matt's children.

• Matt has three children: a 14-year-old, a 12-year-old, and a 10-year-old (who will soon be eight).

• All of Matt's children are involved in jiu-jitsu tournaments.

• Joe asks about the ages of Matt's children again.

Overall, this section discusses the emotional sensitivity that comes with being a father and how having kids can make you more prone to crying. Additionally, we learn about the ages of Matt's children and their involvement in jiu-jitsu tournaments.

Matt Serra and Ray Longo Talk UFC 266

In this section, Joe Rogan talks to Matt Serra and Ray Longo about their experiences in the UFC.

Matt Serra's Weight Gain

• Matt Serra gained a hundred pounds since he last fought GSP.

• Joe Rogan jokes with Matt about his weight gain, but Matt takes it in stride.

Ray Longo and Tony Hinchcliffe

• Joe Rogan mentions that Ray Longo needs Tony Hinchcliffe to punch up some of his talking.

• The group laughs and has a good time.

Thank You's and Goodbyes

• Joe thanks the guests for coming on the show.

• The guests thank Joe for having them on.

• Joe announces his upcoming shows at The Comedy Store in La Jolla.