READ ALOUD "When I grow up" by Weird Al

What Will I Be When I Grow Up?

Introduction to Aspirations

• The narrator expresses excitement about sharing thoughts on future aspirations during Show and Tell in Mrs. Krupp's class.

• The anticipation builds as the narrator eagerly raises hands to be chosen first for sharing.

Culinary Dreams

• The narrator declares a desire to become a world-renowned chef, envisioning extravagant dishes that will impress everyone.

• Describes unique culinary creations like "toast on a stick" and "Twinkies out rotten," emphasizing creativity in cooking.

Unconventional Career Choices

• Introduces the idea of being a snail trainer, highlighting the fun and whimsical nature of this aspiration.

• Elaborates on training snails for tricks, showcasing imagination and humor in career choices.

Technical Ambitions

• Considers becoming a lead operator for hydraulic torque wrench calibrators, indicating an interest in technical professions.

• Discusses the complexity of this job with enthusiasm, showing confidence in handling intricate tasks.

A Variety of Options

• Lists numerous other potential careers including gorilla masseuse, rodeo clown, and pickle inspector, reflecting diverse interests.

• Mrs. Krupp urges the narrator to choose one path as it becomes overwhelming; however, he remains indecisive yet hopeful.

Reflection on Future Possibilities

• The narrator reflects on his great-grandfather's varied jobs and uncertainty about his own future career path.

• Concludes with an open-minded approach towards future opportunities while pondering various exciting professions.