We Need To Talk. (April Fools 2023)

We Need To Talk. (April Fools 2023)

Uncle Linus's Potato Farm

In this video, Linus talks about his decision to leave LTT and start a potato farm. He discusses the benefits of farming and how it can be a steady source of income. He also talks about the different products they produce on the farm.

Starting a Potato Farm

  • Linus explains that he is leaving LTT to start a potato farm.
  • He talks about the benefits of farming and how it can be a steady source of income.
  • Linus mentions that potatoes are highly nutritious, versatile, and always in demand, making them an ideal crop for his farm.
  • He also mentions that they are raising livestock to diversify their revenue streams.

Maximizing Production

  • Linus talks about using sub-optimal potatoes to make raw organic dog and cat food.
  • He mentions that they have created a refreshing tonic called Uncle Linus's classic potato moonshine which is just chock full of electrolytes.
  • The excess heat from the gaming lounge gets pumped into the uncle Linus hot house where they grow even more delicious nutritious highly profitable produce including medicinal herbs and plants.

The Uncle Linus Gaming Lounge

  • Pioneers can spend their daily free hour enjoying their earn-to-play program every 15 minutes of farm-related calculations gets them one LT token which can be redeemed for fantastic rewards.
  • They sell physical potato-themed limited edition NFTS on lttstore.com.

Overall, in this video, we see how passionate Linus is about starting his own potato farm. He believes that farming is an excellent way to generate income and provide nutritious food to the community. He also talks about the different products they produce on the farm, including raw organic dog and cat food, refreshing tonic, and medicinal herbs. Finally, he discusses the Uncle Linus Gaming Lounge and how it provides a fun way for pioneers to earn rewards while working on the farm.

Uncle Linus's Potato Farm

Uncle Linus talks about the orders they take from their community and how they have extended offers to neighboring farms. He also mentions that some of their neighbors don't like that he bought the farm and think they could do a better job of managing it themselves. Uncle Linus talks about the self-sufficiency of the farm, including making Pioneer uniforms out of reused potato sacks, turning potatoes into potato flour, and getting cheese and meat from livestock.

Self-Sufficiency on the Farm

  • The Pioneer uniforms are made of reused potato sacks that can be purchased on lttstore.com.
  • Potatoes are turned into potato flour.
  • Cheese and meat come from livestock.
  • A few hot house tomatoes are needed for Uncle Linus's Pizza.
  • Composting boxes help create more fertile soil for potatoes.

Joining Uncle Linus's Team

  • Uncle Linus invites his haters and doubters to join his team of pioneers by apologizing in person and swearing fealty to him, his potatoes, and his alpacas.

Zoho One Sponsorship

Uncle Linus segues to a sponsorship message for Zoho One, which is designed to help businesses run through an entire unified platform.

Features of Zoho One

  • Collect leads in one place.
  • Close deals quicker.
  • Create quotes and invoices.
  • Sign contracts digitally.
  • Track every key metric along the way using sales marketing finance analytics or support features.

Mobile App Connectivity

  • Use their mobile app to stay connected when out of the office or otherwise indisposed.

Conclusion

Uncle Linus encourages viewers to subscribe on Floatplane for behind-the-scenes content.